THE ROOSTER, UNMASKED!

Now, you can know all you ever wanted to know about the elusive ROOSTER! Who is he, Where does he come from? Is he single? Why in the name of fowl is he called ROOSTER? These and many other Questions can be answered. Just look and see!

So where should I start? I am THE ROOSTER! Currently in my fourth year as a Sophomore, I am studying Mechanical Engineering with a minor in Japanese. Suprisingly, I haven't been kicked out yet. Maybe the Dean realizes the fact that a nice Powder Day is much more important than attending "Strengths of Materials". I am however considering changing my major to Underwater Basket Weaving due to the greater financial rewards.

When I'm not cutting class or doing something I enjoy, I have a Day Job as an engineer and programmer for a local engineering firm (Tedious but pays a bloody lot better then flippin' burgers.) and a Night Job as a Reggae DJ.

Here are a few of my stunningly vital statistics.

Real Name: Jared Michael Ruplinger

Born: 09 April 1972, Grossmont Hospital, SanDiego, CA.

Current Residence: A cheap apartment in a real trashy part of Salt Lake City.

Marital Status: Single and loving it. But sad that all of my buddies are getting hitched!

Height: 6'4"

Weight: 200lbs

Eyes: Blue

Hair: Brown

Stunningly Handsome.

Need to know more?

What else can I tell ya? If you want to know my hobbies and such, check out the rest of my pages. They will give you much pleasure and joy. Be advised my friend, Not all of the links are working yet so if you get one that says "FORBIDDEN" that is because it isn't there yet or it fell victim to budget cuts. So try back next week and it may be up. I'm should be getting this completed just as soon as I get my Pell Grant so I can afford to quit work and take a vacation to Hawaii until Ski Season starts. By the way, for any comments, questions, or nupital advice, use the ROOSTAFARI MAIL SERVICE or call your dentist.

SHAKAS BRAH! --ROOSTER--

Created by THE ROOSTER.